This past Saturday night, at Books and Books, I caught the UM Faculty/VONA reading—very good, varied authors and poets. Before and after the main reading, audience members were encouraged to participate in an open mike reading.
Yes, I did read there. No question.
One of the other participants—a student, I think, in UM’s Creative Writing MFA program—read a poem inspired by the instructional poems of Yoko Ono (if you haven’t read her collection, Grapefruit, do scare up a copy and enjoy).
The following night, the title “How to become Matthew Gray Gubler” lodged in my head. So I got out notebook and pen, and started writing.
And now I’m thinking, why not write an instructional for the other cast members of Criminal Minds? Silly, yes, but it seems like good fun.
And while I’m trying to get Crime Drama Cage Match out of the doldrums, it does promise to keep me writing.
My question now—who should be next?