How to become Matthew Gray Gubler

Silver & Lilac

Antoinette, a/k/a Toni.
Forty-seven.
Poet, writer, editor; a graphomaniac, for sure.
Loves the sound of rain, the smell of homemade ratatouille, the pleasure of company, and the serenity of solitude--not all in that order.
Reads way too much; possibly a bibliomaniac.
Otaku since 1990; fujoshi since 2002. Slash fan and advocate of gender-bending/blending.
Loves Japanese style, gypsy music, manga, anime, Russian poets and poetry over all.
Super keen on movies, crime drama, satire, bad puns, and art.
Fat chick--not into thinspo, fatspo, or any spo.
People watcher, eavesdropper, and fond of hidden places.
Singer in a Sunday choir. No, really.
Speaker of Spanish, French, and Portuguese.
In love with libraries.
Misses the pleasure of sitting on a porch greatly.
Personal assistant to a fighting, biting lightning-fast tuxedo cat.
Working on my first book of poetry--look for Set List in 2012!

Alive and living in the City Beautiful, a/k/a Coral Gables.

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Pick up cigarette butts in a frozen custard parking lot at age eight.
Develop high cheekbones; stain your eyes honey-hazel; grow your lips lush, pillowy, and rosy.
Mismatch your socks for luck.
Draw magical creatures and quirky strangers.
See ghosts wherever you go.
Grow tall, lean, and leggy—a designer’s wet dream, lusted after by women and men alike.
Blur the lines between homosociality and homosexuality.
Go to NYU; get discovered; become a model.
Move to Hollywood; audition; become a star.
Create your own nation—a fantastical, playful realm of pixel, squiggle, and pajama parties—and call it Gublerland.
Grow out your hair.
Cut your hair.
Become a chipmunk, not once, not twice, but three times over.
Dance for the hell of it.
Alternate between facial foliage and a clean-shaven look.
Go shooting, with Jerry Mathers, on a Rapture Fail Saturday.
See more ghosts.
Glomp random strangers.
Eat Pocky and green tea Kit Kat bars, traipsing through Ikebukuro.
Sport Princess Leia side buns.
Grow your hair again.
Love everything you do, every minute of every day.